Nothing says “eternal suffering” like a lukewarm cup of decaf. This cute devil knows the drill—smiling sweetly while serving damnation one chipped mug at a time. A darkly funny greeting card for caffeine addicts, pessimists, and anyone who’s ever been personally victimized by weak coffee.
Great for:
Coffee lovers, coworkers, Mondays, dark humor fans, and anyone who deserves a laugh from the underworld.
🎨 Artwork – Original hand-painted artwork by Martha, created with diabolical love.
📏 Size – A6 (4.5" x 6.25") – Blank inside for your unconventional personal message.
📦 Packaging – Each card includes a matching envelope and comes in a crystal-clear protective sleeve.
🖨️ Printing – Professionally printed in-house in the Green Mountains of Vermont with quality inks and diabolical love.
🚚 Shipping – Orders with both in-stock and made-to-order items will ship together when ready
