The eternal question, finally answered—with attitude. Our pouty egg sits front and center while a very smug rooster crows in the background. A cheeky, funny greeting card for lovers of dark humor, animal puns, and slightly inappropriate truths. Cute, clever, and just a little scandalous.
Great for:
Anniversaries, cheeky couples, farm-animal fans, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys a side of sass with their sentiment.
🎨 Artwork – Original hand-painted artwork by Martha, created with diabolical love.
📏 Size – A6 (4.5" x 6.25") – Blank inside for your unconventional personal message.
📦 Packaging – Each card includes a matching envelope and comes in a crystal-clear protective sleeve.
🖨️ Printing – Professionally printed in-house in the Green Mountains of Vermont with quality inks and diabolical love.
🚚 Shipping – Orders with both in-stock and made-to-order items will ship together when ready
